On the radio 4 news, they've just reported a dramatic upturn in the sales of croquet equipment following the news that John Prescott enjoyed the game at his freebie home in the country.
Whatever next?
Tony Blair playing Real Tennis?
Gordon Brown advocating Padder for the 2012 Olympics?
Patricia Hewitt announcing that this has been the best year ever for Foursquare?
I can't wait.
